oc2 in idea barrages

1.) Tomorrow, convince at least one person that “Bon Iver!” is how you say “good afternoon” in French.

2.) I either feel like Superman about to fly or the Coyote about to look down and realize he’s run off a cliff, but for the life of me I don’t know which.

3.) It’s the struggle to be both crazy enough to see over the horizon as well as sane enough to describe it in a way that anyone else would understand. Or maybe it’s the other way around.

4.) Three AM is the only time you can watch the video for The Moody Blues’ “Your Wildest Dreams” sincerely, unironically, without your cynicism filters dismissing it all as maudlin and crass. At three AM, though, it can be quite a heart punch.

5.) An intentionally-bland cover of “Good Vibrations” just called “Vibrations”.

6.) Your EDM DJ name is Tronye West.

7.) A Scandinavian INTERPOL agent tracks a European drug lord to New Orleans in the smash hit “Bjorn On The Bayou”.

8.) Instead of “red states”, let’s call ‘em “hate pockets”.

9.) I feel like if we could just outlaw the laugh track, our national IQ would go up 15 points.