september capstone in idea barrages

1.) If one of our union-busting middle-class-killing gig-economy-scam scab-cab horror shows has to be called “Lyft” I hope there’s at least one in England called “Elyvtr”.

2.) The least likeable cast of television characters that were supposed to be likeable was Entourage, followed closely by Big Bang Theory with a third-place tie of Sex In The City and Friends.

3.) “Brett Kavanaugh” is as much a stereotype name of a Northeastern WASP monster as “Jefferson Beauregard Sessions” is of a Plantation Klansman monster and not enough people are pointing this point.

4.) To join the Illuminati, first you have to build a burger at the Bilderberger Build-A-Burger bar. If you select the correct toppings, an owl will be sent to the place of your birth.

5.) Trying to appeal to Middle America by awkwardly crying about how much he liked beer seemed like a cut scene from that Simpsons episode where Burns ran for Governor, not a thing that happens in real life.

6.) Your line of Perfect Strangers themed wines will include a Pinchot Noir.

7.) I know there’s an explanation for it but, just instinctively, it bothers me that Octoberfest usually happens in late September, at least as American-observed.

8.) You’re not “drinking an entire coffee cup of overproof vodka” you’re just doing a mug shot!