se26 in idea barrages

1.) I am gonna be so happy when this false president all turns out to be an ARG publicity stunt to promote an iPhone VR game about an impossibly bad dystopian future.

2.) The problem is the born-rich conservative senators in power believe it’s just fine that Kavanaugh was & is a criminal sexual predator because they are the same or, at least, believe they have the right to be as well.

3.) The weirdest thing about The Flintstones was the way they suggested that human women only recently evolved from one long breast into two separate ones.

4.) A line of necco wafers pressed to look like Communion wafers branded “Sweet Jesus”!

5.) The meaning of life is to prevent each others’ suffering or, failing that, to at least ease it. It doesn’t always do you much good in return unless a lot of people do it too, all we can try to do is reach like a herd-immunity threshold.

6.) The vast majority of conspiracy theories are people who feel helpless projecting their power fantasies onto those who they think made them powerless.

7.) You have to pick your battles, you are a finite resource but moreover, you have to pick them by how much good you can do, not by how superior they’ll make you feel.

8.) Ask Ralph Fiennes, “hey, do you remember that sitcom Aye? with the wisecracking alien Aye who always tried to eat the cat? don’t tell me you don’t remember Aye, you pretentious bastard.”

9.) A Scandinavian fisherman rejects his family tradition to become a singer in A STAR IS BJORN.

10.) So many people defend the horrors of others because they believe themselves only temporarily embarrassed monsters. They want theirs when they’re there, though they’ll never be. America.

11.) Yes, I’m mashing up Wilco “Handshake Drugs” and Queen “It’s A Kind Of Magic” in my head at this moment

12.) Hope is a wonderful thing but combined with smug laziness or privileged entitlement, it transmutes into the fastest acting poison in history.

13.) Dance in the rubble of the past or surely, it’ll dance in you until you’re blown apart from the inside out.

14.) In Soviet Russia, whirlwind reaps you. And everywhere else, too.

15.) My update to the “write the world’s saddest story ever in four words” challenge is “cauliflower, cauliflower, cauliflower, cauliflower”.

16.) The Bowsette meme is oddly, refreshingly body-positive if you think about it. She’s often a thicker more muscular kind of sexy that’s a bit more attainable/healthy/stronger than willowy ol’ floaty Peach. The implications of culture mutating are WEIRD you guys.

17.) Cauliflower is Latin for “vegetable of resignation”.

18.) Yes, a long time ago, European ethnicity was a default for heroic characters but only because it was just that, the default. It didn’t mean anything to the characterization so reinterpreting them as people of color is not only “ok”, it’s more honest to our context and times. Deal.