se1 in idea barrages

1.) His supposed culinary genius was a fraud, basically just smoke and mirepoix.

2.) As long as this fake president occupies the White House, the Secret Service can be better referred to as “The Witless Protection Program” which, as I write these words I realize, how was that not the title of a Pauly Shore “film”?

3.) If you want to be taxied about on an ATV, the app to use is Guber.

4.) We need a really crazy Australian super-model that people call “The Tasmanian Diva”.

5.) I always love it when a conservative Christian pops off with something along the lines of “FAITH FLAG AND FAMILY!” and they’re subconsciously throwing the 666 right atcha, tipping their hand of what they really think of themselves.

6.) Rachel Ray’s D&D alignment is “Chaotic EVOO”.

7.) Here is the list of people who’ve thought about the movie AVATAR more than passingly since a month after its release: James Cameron.

8.) There comes a point in your life where the mistakes you made stop being things that you learned from and made you a better person in the long run and become… just mistakes. I wonder if I’m there yet.