au19 in idea barrages

1.) A life defined by my many ironies in the fire.

2.) Voted “Thinnest Customer In The Salvation Army ” three years running.

3.) A super casual tabletop role playing game called WIZARDS AND WHATNOT. Like a medieval magical Big Lebowski sorta deal.

4.) Your nom-de-guerre as Marilyn Manson’s touring keyboardist will be “Peppermint Patty Hearst”.

5.) Traditional vampires like Dracula seem old-fangled these days.

6.) Considering how they’re a closed garden that’s oversimplified to prevent user customization, why don’t we call Apple products “impersonal computers”?

7.) I mean, yeah, I was singing along to the Laverne and Shirley theme as “DOING IT YAHWEH”. This is what happens when you did nothing with your comparative religion minor.

8.) I mean, I was also signing along to Elton John “I REMEMBER WHEN IRAQ WAS YOUNG, ME AND SADDAM HAD SO MUCH FUN” but, I mean, that’s just because I’m rad as hell.

9.) If you ever write a CHEERS fan fiction that involves werewolves and it isn’t called “Danson In The Moonlight”, just know, you’ve really missed a trick.

10.) If the “Jingle Hop” is secretly a ritual to awaken the dread Cthulhu, it puts “The Jingle Bell Rock” into a whole different light.