au16 in idea barrages

1.) After divorcing over his drinking, she went from dearly belov-ed to beerly delov-ed.

2.) In Australia, it is tradition before using the bathroom first thing in the morning to greet the room “Bidet, mate!” for good luck.

3.) She was a special kind of lifeguard for whitewater rafting and her elite team was called Rapid Response.

4.) I’ve been doing the mellow birthday thing as… well, it has been a somber year for myself, my family and my friends but… it has been a great birthday nonetheless. All your lovely wishes online, some nice gifts and a small dinner with family, it has been just right so far.

5.) The kind of rich idiot who would pay a thousand dollars just to be in the same room as the fake president and Claudia #onetermTenney can only be called Illiterati.

6.) Theologians know a whole hell of a lot about The Cosby Show.

7.) Yeah, I was singing to Ollie “he’s the one they called Doctor FATDOG, fur’s a little brown but the REST’S WHITE” who wouldn’t be singing that to a fat dog?

8.) My fear is even if there was a wildly-popular Twitter alternative that actively opposed neo-fascists like Alex Jones, the moment it declared a public offering, it’d start kowtowing to the neo-fascists again because the tech-douche investor class only cares if the money’s green.

9.) Learning facts can fail you because you can never know when you’re being lied to or when the facts are being filtered through someone who is insane. Learn methods, learn processes, learn paths of inquiry. They can still fail you but they’ll fail you a whole lot less.