au15 in idea barrages

1.) I want to believe myself desirable in an unconventional kind of way but lacking the evidence lately, I dunno. With everything that’s happened the last few months, I suppose I’m not exactly in a healthy place for “attract mode” anyway but… still.

2.) Absorbine worked hard for his money & while Absorbine Jr lived comfortably, he at least saw his father work hard at first so he was a bit grounded. The wheels started coming off when Absorbine the 3rd played lacrosse at Princeton, though. Absorbine the 4th writes for Brietbart.

3.) The fact that the fake president has to keep his fundraisings for fascists private and keep the details secret for as close to the events as humanly possible is a lovely sign of how despised Putin’s apprentice really is by all sane humans.

4.) An announcement that Tiger Woods is back by sports journalists is a good thing to set your watch to. It just keeps happening over and over and over and over again. It’s like in baseball, when David Wright is “back”.

5.) If you need a car invisible to normies, take a test drive on the Fnord Fnairelane, new from Discordian Motors.

6.) You would think that #LeftHandersDay would fall on my birthday tomorrow as I am about the most left-handed person on Earth but it didn’t want to minimize the Celebration of Mike and that was smart of them.

7.) All the local teevee hot on #TrumpInUpstate today but, hell, if I was crazy enough to want to watch a fascist rally, I’d pop in “Triumph Of The Will” instead because at least Leni Riefenstahl had a budget.

8.) I honestly had no idea I was going to live long enough to get so close to being old. It’s mostly a good thing, I think.