end of Open Diary barrage in idea barrages

1.) You know what's a bad idea for a game? "Gungans and Dragons".

2.) In Soviet Olympic skiing, country crosses YOU.

3.) Any weird diet that involves calorie restriction will work BECAUSE OF THE CALORIE RESTRICTION not because grapefruit are magic. Weirdos.

4.) I want to film so many videos of myself pretending to be terrified while playing Super Mario Brothers. So. Many.

5.) The internet is a fifty pound sriacha-bacon gummy bear stepping on your throat forever.

6.) It was a simpler time on the internet, before LOLcats or Doges, and all we had to fear was Mr. T attempting to eat our balls.

7.) The fact that the "Left Behind" books and movies are incredibly half-assed is linguistically wonderful.

8.) Site becomes popular because ads are unobtrusive. To profit off popularity ads become more obtrusive. A new site becomes popular etc.

9.) Don't forget to wear your Swamp Thing costume to the convention so that you can mossplay.

10.) Broadcast television mourns Jay Leno's Tonight Show only because directly mourning its own relevance would be to admit defeat.

11.) As a hardcore gamer, he doesn't like calling it "docking" he prefers calling it "PvP".

12.) Mr. Peanut was caught with his peanut butter in the green M&M's chocolate. Two great tastes that taste like divorce proceedings together.

13.) When you want a mutant to explain video games, Kitty Pryde is great at walk-throughs.

14.) If the Winter Olympics were interesting at all, having a Canadian channel that broadcasts the stuff live here is theoretically nice.

15.) Kiner was an amazing broadcaster in his day but we must admit his last few years of part-time work were depressing and seemed exploitative.