au2 in idea barrages

1.) Saw my dad in a dream this afternoon, napping after getting up at the crack of something to pick mom up from the airport. We went thrifting. It was nice.

2.) If you have a fetish for Japanese smog monsters, you’re Hedorah-sexual.

3.) Thirty years too late, singing to myself “Lack-lus-ter Vid-e-o, WOW, what indifference!” but man, in a previous technological age, that’d be so funny.

4.) Say what you will about Howard but he’s got big duck energy.

5.) If you’ve the wherewithal to dress “goth”, to make a set of choices & follow through, that’s not a sign of depression, that’s a deliberate aesthetic choice. Works for some, doesn’t for others. Depression looks like ordering at random from the JCPenneys’ Big & Tall Catalogue.

6.) Could you imagine being so racist that you’re okay with America becoming a puppet state to a foreign dictator as long as the Vichy government figurehead installed is a racist old white guy?

7.) Universal sign-language for “this guy just referred to himself as a futurist” is that fake exaggerated jerking off motion you do five feet in the air.

8.) Does your side-project “Weenzer” cover Ween songs in the style of Weezer or Weezer songs in the style of Ween?