july capstone in idea barrages

1.) The love of watching people embarrass the crap out of themselves using social-media neologisms in real life conversation is called “fleekophilia”.

2.) Yes, I was singing “The Night Chicago Died” as “THE NIGHT CHICAGO DOG, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, CHICAGO DOG, THE NIGHT CHICAGO DOG” and, yes, the dog damned well loved it.

3.) You’re gonna need a really absurd colander if you’re going to want to strain credulity.

4.) Stealing yogurt is cultural appropriation.

5.) Your Elvis Costello parody about furries will be called “What’s So Funny ‘Bout Beast-Love And Understanding?”

6.) Cleaning is the fundamentally irrational act of periodically misplacing all of your possessions in the vain hope of being mistaken for organized by others.

7.) Salient Green is made out of purpose! PURPOSE!

8.) I live in an area that thinks its gonna economically recover by pretending its normal & on-the-rise when this area’s greatest asset is how WEIRD it is. Lean into your strength, Central NY, being on the fault-line between the Rust Belt & New England made you marketably strange.

9.) I have had what an “Ed Sheeran” is explained to me at least 20 times but it was so boring that I instantly forgot again.