jl26 in idea barrages

1.) Every business you think millenials are “killing” because they don’t spend money on it anymore is something they’d like to spend money on except the middle-class has been gutted so that douches like Trump can buy a fifth yacht and the millenials are broke as hell.

2.) Ah, but did you listen to a loop of Elliott Smith songs on youtube because you were melancholy or did listening to a loop of Elliott Smith songs on youtube lead you to BE melancholy?

3.) The dog has no Earthly idea WHAT he is but seems to understand THAT he is. He is. We are. We’re all here, whatever the hell we are, however long we get. We are here for a little while. May as well take comfort in the company while we have it.

4.) In hell, there’ll be a loop of that Rob Thomas song “Smooth” playing forever. You’ll say to yourself “I mean, this is a bad song but it isn’t ear piercing or grating, just lazily poorly made.” True hell, however, can’t be torture that’s interesting in any way. Eternal mediocrity.

5.) By “Cruelty-Free” the label meant that the cruelty had been added at no extra charge.

6.) The sky keeps trying to open up to storm, keeps trying to become a real cleansing downpour, keeps trying to shed this sticky heat but only sputters on and off to drizzle, this weather is a metaphor for something.

7.) Yes, I was singing “Good Ollie, Good Ollie” to him, to the tune of the old pop song “Who’s Johnny?” Of course I was. If you had a dog this weird, you would too.

8.) Everyone mentions that it’s weird that Goofy, a dog man, gets treated like a man and Pluto, a dog man, gets treated like a dog but have you considered that’s just maybe what Pluto is Into? Stop kink-shaming Pluto.