jl21 in idea barrages

1.) As much as many of the individual events of San Diego Comic Con sound amazing and wonderful and fun, to actually wade into that heaving mass of human confusion and endless lines without the protections of some kind of VIP status sounds like some kind of living hell.

2.) A monster movie about bars becoming sentient and roaming the cities, eating people, called PUB CRAWL.

3.) Fortnite would be a lot cooler if it were actually about a night when you get to build pillow forts.

4.) Your class on how to play a mad scientist’s assistant will be called ACTING ON A HUNCH.

5.) Sometimes I hear the theme to THE PATTY DUKE SHOW and wonder, does a hot dog make her lose control because of some violent allergic reaction to nitrates?

6.) When I was a little kid, when I heard the term “fish fry” I always imagined, like, fries made out of fish, like, really really skinny fish sticks served in the style of french fries.

7.) I’d write a parody of “Cumbersome” about cummerbunds but then I’d have to listen to music from that interchangeably-insipid late ‘90s “grunge-lite” wave wherein I’m still convinced Bush, Live, The Goo Goo Dolls, Candlebox, Matchbox 20 & Collective Soul were all the same band.

8.) Harlequin, pierrot, punchinello, jester, these are all the tiers of a clown.