jl18 in idea barrages

1.) When is our American Spring?

2.) No one voted for Trump “for jobs” just like no one actually ate Tide Pods thinking they were candy. Some did it because they hated Hispanics, Muslims, Jews, gay folk or women, some did it because all they care about is their guns but if answering truthfully, no one will say jobs.

3.) Your movie about fanboys kidnapping science-fiction actors to brainwash them into believing they are the character they played will be called THE DORN IDENTITY.

4.) Imagine a world where you’re expected to care that it’s “World Emoji Day”. facebook, what the hell.

5.) Nah, I’d prefer to not imagine dragons, really. You wanna, go nuts but it’s not for me, Hipster Band Of Which I Am Dimly Aware.

6.) You always hear “It’s hot but at least it’s a dry hump” but you never hear “It’s a hump but at least it’s a dry hump.”

7.) Frat brothers hella singing “midnight at the broasis… put our beer bongs to bed…“

8.) An editorial series by Count von Con called “It’s The Count That Thoughts”.

9.) The collective plural of facebook pokes is an “orgy”. “An orgy of facebook pokes”.