jl16 in idea barrages

1.) Calcium, in reaction with air, is a heating element.

2.) Cows are all about solidarity, they believe in each udder.

3.) Aren’t gigolos just organ communitizers?

4.) Your Was (Not Was) cover band will be called Not Was (Not Was).

5.) The Blacksmith’s Union could really do wonders for their membership if they’d just strike while the iron is hot.

6.) The guy from OPERATION, rising from the stretcher and singing “QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART!”

7.) I’m glad the owners and the staff of the Tram Cafe are getting a richly deserved summer break but… I gotta say… I find myself making a pot of coffee in the late afternoon on Sundays, missing their Sunday mixed open mic as I do.

8.) Ides of July. Feels like it was just the beginning of February.