jl4 in idea barrages

1.) I am the fluorescent lights in the kitchen, the fluorescent lights in the kitchen are me, the more humid it is, the less well we work.

2.) I like to think that Puff Daddy was whistling at a urinal and someone said “Puffy, what’s that pee diddy?” and he whipped around and was like “THAT’S BRILLIANT!” still peeing on the person in the stall next to him.

3.) Independence Day is cool but do you know what’s really cool? Interdependence Day where we all discard the myths of being self-made, of Horatio Alger hogwash & bootstrap nightmares, where we celebrate that anything we do depends on everyone else & that we’re all in this together.

4.) Twitter is a place where, unlike facebook, I could change my name to “Sir Thiccburger” if I wanted. I’d never do it but it’s an option and I appreciate that.

5.) Sometimes I wonder about the people who ended up becoming the various parts of Frankenberry.

6.) If you’re throwing your Christmas in July party this week, don’t rent “Santa Claus Is Going To Town”. It’s… it’s not what you think.

7.) The reddit subculture of people filled with rage that they can’t have sex with Vin Diesel are called “Vincels”.

8.) Snuffleupagus’ ambiguously-imaginary status prepared us all for FIGHT CLUB, I think.