jl2 in idea barrages

1.) Your movie about a zombie racing league started in Arizona after the zombie apocalypse is mostly controlled will be called DEAD HEAT.

2.) But if you’re a hipster warlock, you name your crow familiar Corvid Bernsen.

3.) The hardest thing for me is to know when to back away, when someone doesn’t want me around or, anyway, is better off for now without my help. I don’t take hints well because, I am well-meaning, I’m wrapped up in my own narrative. But I’m trying to learn.

4.) They foretold the coming of the Peanut Butter messiah or, as the ancients said, “The Choosy One”.

5.) The beginning of July? I could swear it was just the end of January. Feels like yesterday.

6.) “I don’t know how to garnish cocktails at a Renaissance Faire,” she sputtered at him, “what do I look like, a mead-rinder?”

7.) A version of “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” but about the Devil going to Florida and being so disgusted by the Florida Man weird news stories that he just throws the gold fiddle through the window of a Jacksonville Wal-Mart and leaves in a huff.

8.) Tom Holland is far too young to get the joke involved in people sending him stuffed toys from the Bloom County comic strip… that or I am just too old and obscure for the internet at this point, that’s possible too.