ju30 in idea barrages

1.) Whenever I remember that “feminists” who are bigoted against trans people are called TERFs (trans-exclusionary feminists) I remember the old schlock film “TERF Nazis Must Die!” and imagine a movie about badass warrior trans people bringing down surfing bigots.

2.) In the ocean, the eldritch ocean, Cthulhu sleeps tonight.

3.) All Nightwing fan art are Dick pics.

4.) Maybe Trump will nominate Steve Martin to the Supreme Court just so that at the impeachment trials, Steve can be all like “Well, reCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!” (If a princess ends up involved Harrison Ford also works.)

5.) “Before 9/11, oh man, taking an airplane was such a breeze, it was like an ADVENTURE” we’ll tell radiation-warped children in caves after Trump starts atomic war with goddamned someone or another.

6.) I only have a passing idea of who “Drake” is but if he has just admitted he has a kid, that kid had better be named “Duckling”.

7.) The good thing about the Star Wars prequels is that now whenever you make a Star Wars movie, no matter it can never sink any lower than “the 4th Star Wars movie”.

8.) Here’s the problem with this dog: someone was turning up the “barks” dial to maximum and accidentally cranked the “farts” dial as well.

9.) The Garbage Plate is the “putting on sixty pounds because you’re in a serious relationship and think you don’t have to care anymore” of food.

10.) The press and entertainers, of course, created The Orange Monster by legitimizing him in hopes that it would sell more papers, more ads on SNL, more clicks here and there. And now they reap the whirlwind as his brownshirts call for their deaths and the crazies follow order.

11.) Feels like many on the furthest fringes of the left wanted Trump to win, thinking his first moves toward fascism would wake America up to rise & overthrow him, a destabilization that’d trigger a quick & dirty socialist revolution. But the saner lefties knew that wasn’t happening.