ju20 in idea barrages

1.) We need a baseball acronym “gWAR” because it’d be the most metal statistic ever.

2.) “Twitter Survivor’s Guilt”: the newly-discovered emotion you feel when a celebrity you never heard of has died, sadness that another human has died mixed with an uneasy guilt for never having heard of them.

3.) I hope that Outkast’s youtube channel is called “Description Box (And The Links Below)”.

4.) Throw a Doritos Locos taco into a blender with ice and a coupla shots of Patron. Enjoy your Taquito Sunrise.

5.) GHOST would’ve been a lot better if about halfway through, the Ghostbusters burst in to bust him.

6.) Ironically, the most “cringe” thing you can do on youtube is to put the word “cringe” in your title.

7.) Transformers, you pull on Megatron’s trigger he goes blam, a licky boom boom down.

8.) Play a video tape in reverse in front of the idiot, he’ll want to establish a Time Force too.

9.) Everything George Will ever wrote was a dry white whine.

10.) When the only hill you have left to ideologically die on is “it depends on what your definition of a cage is when referring to children trapped in cages” it may be time to re-evaluate why you’re so full of convoluted hatred.

11.) Someone show the racist idiot a Nightmare on Elm Street flick, the dullard will demand a Dream Force.