ju18 in idea barrages

1.) An ad for mayonnaise, probably Hellmans, starring Alton Brown with the tagline “I Second That Emulsion” is probably the best idea that will never be used ever.

2.) A tumblr account fictionally chronicling the life of a tumbler glass. A second fictionally chronicling the life of a rock tumbler. Eventually, they find out about each other and engage in an amazing amount of fictional tumbler/tumbler/tumblr beef.

3.) Cover “Give It Away” totally seriously except replacing the name drops of “Bob Marley” with “Dan Rather”. Make no mention of it whatsoever, before or after, let the audience make up its own mind on whether that was intentional or not.

4.) Your new grunge throwback band will be called MIKEPENCE NONE THE RICHER.

5.) A movie about a podcast about serial killers that is slowly losing listenership so they have to become serial killers to save the show. Just call it POD.

6.) It’s a tree garden but not of any particular sort of trees, whatever trees end up growing there, it’s an arbitraretum.

7.) As an Old, I don’t know what “Post Malone” is so I’ll assume it was a failed spin-off of CHEERS where Woody tried to run the bar after Sam ran off to coach the Red Sox.

8.) if there’s a message to our madness
an annotation for our tone, it’s there’s
too many opiates for the masses
and we must be the methadone