ju11 in idea barrages

1.) You measure your South Asian flat bread using naan-eculidean geometry.

2.) The 10,000 empty think-pieces about Bourdain are the least Bourdain thing ever. Don’t write glowing things about a stranger in his memory. Go out there & explore cultures outside your comfort zone respectfully instead. Go out there & help those who are hurting inside instead.

3.) The number of occurrences of the repetition of Kenneths over a given unit of time is the frequency of Kenneths. Michael Stipe clearly skipped junior high math to be so confused.

4.) Her expensive butt enhancement surgery had her up to her neck in arrears.

5.) I need trepanning like I need a hole in my head.

6.) If you have earrings shaped like horses, are they lobe trotters?

7.) Technically, you only need one royal child to continue the line but usually you also create back-up princes and princesses, so as to heir on the side of caution.

8.) Fozzie Bear turns in his rubber chicken for a badge in “Wocka-Wocka, Texas Ranger”.