ju7 in idea barrages

1.) The art of shaping a fast food sandwich to the hand comfort of the consumer is known as “burgonomics”.

2.) The next Star Wars origin film will be about the bounty hunter IG-88 and will be called “IG-87”.

3.) It’s not just that BLOOD MOON would be a great name for a metal band, all kinds of moon things would be great names for metal bands. SEA OF TRANQUILITY. SUPERMOON. WANING GIBBOUS is a great name for a metal band.

4.) Flat Earthers protesting a Smashmouth concert because for the world to roll you, the world would have to be round.

5.) The press pretending Trump deserves the gravitas/benefit of the doubt given a legitimately elected president is 83% of why we’re still dealing with this. If they treated him like the foreign-backed despot he is, he’d already be gone. But access journalism gotta access journalize.

6.) That timely new arcade craze DANCE DANCE DISILLUSIONMENT.

7.) Is yeast vegan?

8.) Isn’t a wind advisory really just an “air, on the side of caution”?

9.) On a scale of zero Ollies to ten Ollies, Ollie gets eight-point-seven Ollies. That’s a solid Ollie, that’s a B-Plus kinda Ollie. Point-eight deducted for being mean to kitties, point-five deducted for farts that could kill a horse. Room for improvement but overall, a good dog.