ju2 in idea barrages

1.) An entire freeze-dried horse! Shelf-stable!

2.) Over a long enough time scale, the toothbrush is nature’s toothbrush.

3.) Sugar Ray is banned from art museums, what with how the statues crumble for him.

4.) What religion is Eminem? Wiccan-wiccan.

5.) They had trouble filming that scene for Star Trek 5 in the national park because it was difficult seeing DeForest for the trees.

6.) NATIONAL LAMPOON’S STAYCATION would be the most boring movie ever.

7.) Step One: chop one large onion into tiny little bits. Step Two: sweat the small stuff.

8.) A head-canon of the Fox X-MEN cartoon where part of why Wolverine took Morph’s death so hard was that sometimes he’d shape-shift into Jean for him on a lonely Saturday night.

9.) Gotta love the scam robocalls that assume you only have the reflexive reptile-portion of your brain left. “This Rachel is from… Card Holder Services and… I’ve never dealt with a company by that name but… I do hold a card so this MUST be on the up and up!”

10.) This dog is clearly a man-child of a dog. What does that make him? A dog-pup? He does have a fuzzy little chin beard, he’s probably a dog-pup. Probably wants craft-bones and artisinal kibble.

11.) Arby’s could totally use their oven mitt mascot to do a satire of McDonalds ads. “BADA-BA-BA-BA, I’M OVENMITT!”