ma29 in idea barrages

1.) It is one of those terrible confluences that if you say “ICE” twice fast, it sounds like “SS”.

2.) In heaven, your every unrequited crush will tell you they dug you after all. In hell, your every unrequited crush will tell you they dug you after all and then disappear anyway. The difference between is only an ability to act. Here on Earth, you’ll just bite your tongue & cope.

3.) You could easily mash up SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME and UNDER THE BOARDWALK. Just noticed it now.

4.) The honesty of one’s cruelty does not absolve one of cruelty. If you’re full of hate and “keeping it real”, hey, for the good of the human race, keep it fake instead.

5.) They could’ve just declared spam “not food” decades ago but now only that their not-food is riddled with metal shards do they finally pull it from the shelves as the metal shards made it 3% less healthful.

6.) Our veterans don’t need empty perfunctory thanks once or twice a year, they need health care, assistance with returning to civilian life and the promise that we won’t send out the next generation of troops out to needless wars like we sent them out to.

7.) Not really a spoiler: we can totally head-canon DEADPOOL 2’s use of time travel as plot devices to explain ALL of the discontinuity in the X-Men movies and teevee shows. Retroactively, the events of that movie caused everything else to be 15 overlapping confusing timelines.

8.) Knowing that social media is a skinner box does not stop me from continuing to hit the lever anyway.