ma19 in idea barrages

1.) Prodigal man, prodigal man, birthright thrown in the garbage can, he’ll come back they’ll understand, prodigal man.

2.) Can we all agree to pretend that SHERLOCK GNOMES wasn’t a real movie, that it was just a funny fake trailer making fun of how low the bar is for kids’ films? I feel like it’s part of a path forward.

3.) The ad-hoc band you will put together to do a pop-punk cover of the FRAISER theme will be called Save Maris.

4.) Start a sandwich shop called DOMWAY with the slogan “Our Safeword is Fresh”.

5.) Your documentary about the 24 fandom will be called KIEFER MADNESS.

6.) If a vampire couple reinforce each others’ failings, is that a co-morbidity?

7.) A subtle insult from King Kong is a macroaggression.

8.) was dabbing supposed to look like Dracula shielding himself from a sudden burst of the sun with his cape?

9.) ollie is a messy mutt
scrapes the ground to wipe his butt
and when he has a dingle-ass
leaves the danglers in the grass