ma18 in idea barrages

1.) “Meghan Markle” sounds like the girlfriend of a 5th rate Marvel hero. “Will Speedball’s secret identity ever be figured out by his girlfriend, reporter for the local Spectrum News cable channel, Meghan Markle?”

2.) Is lobbying for vampire rights called dractivism?

3.) Danza like no one’s watching, because they aren’t.

4.) A service to rent out your AIM profile to someone else while you’re not using it would be “AirBRB”.

5.) It’s no use trying to license out official Super Mario Brothers cured pork belly. All that’ll happen is a bunch of nerds will scream at you “WELL, ACTUALLY, IN JAPAN ITS KNOWN AS DOKI-DOKI PANCETTA!”

6.) VINAIGRETTES, I’VE MADE A FEW, JUST OIL AND STUFF, IN A SUSPENSION

7.) I still that a “papal schism” sounds like a medical term for a terrible rectal injury not, like, a church thing.

8.) About the only good feature of terminal-stage capitalism’s interface with social media is the way that an insipid meme like the Yanny-Laurel whatever can be murdered in mere days by big businesses hopping on to try and stay relevant with the kids. A quick death to bad memes.