ma15 in idea barrages

1.) YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANSON/YEAH, LIKE I STARRED IN “CHEERS” TODAY/YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANSON/YEAH, LIKE I STARRED IN “CHEERS” TODAY

2.) When I see bursts of red on an electoral map, I like to sing “HATE POCKETS!” as if it were the Hot Pockets jingle.

3.) If constantly confusing Meghan Markle and Biz Markie is wrong, baby, I don’t wanna be right.

4.) Sometimes Felix’s meow sounds like “PARP” which I have dubbed “Predators As Reading Partners”.

5.) If the best you’ve got as an argument for your disenfranchisement is “wah wah wah, things are slightly less rigged for me now as a white person”, you don’t have an argument, y’know. Seriously. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

6.) If you skype your doctor about a rash, are you hivestreaming?

7.) The best Harry Potter mash-up is, of course, “Dobby Darko”.

8.) The test to measure the levels of chalky sugar in your heart is called a neccocardiogram.

9.) SMASH that subscribe button, the youtube video demands. DESTROY that subscribe button. OBLITERATE that subscribe button. See the subscribe button driven before you and hear the lamentations of its women! (Or wait, if you have to ask, it isn’t happening, youtube video.)

10.) said WORF, whoa-a-oa-a-oa-oa, WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR? have him hit some buttons, say it again now/WORF, whoa-a-oa-a-oa-oa, WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR? have him hit some buttons, say it again now

11.) So here we are: the Christian Trumpies cheering their fake president on for fulfilling Bible prophecy by doing the things their mythology said the Anti-Christ would be doing. If you ever had a doubt how spun around someone can get to maintain their fairytales, here we are now.