ma11 in idea barrages

1.) Are you sure you could ACTUALLY handle being a coroner? Remains to be seen.

2.) HOT TAKE: Todd Rundgren’s “Dust In The Wind” is better than Kansas’ song of the same name.

3.) The most damning thing about the Western definition of masculinity is how much of it is people who think they’re “manly men” whining like tiny butt-hurt children about how the world isn’t manly enough. Shut it down, throw it out, it ain’t helping no one.

4.) What’s the plural collective for a group of Billy Joels? Like a pride of lion or a murder of crows. A privilege of Billy Joels? A douche of Billy Joels? A yacht of Billy Joels? It’s probably “a yacht of Billy Joels”.

5.) Did Duran Duran ever cover Da Doo-Run Run?

6.) The escaped computer virus was eventually apprehended having taken refuge on a web template, hiding in plain site.

7.) No matter how good you look, no one will ever come up to you and say “man, you look so heveled today!”

8.) When you rap exclusively over looped samples of Belle and Sebastian songs, you will perform as “Twee-Diddy”.

9.) You can tell the guy who ratted everyone out, he’s got resting snitch face.

10.) The problem with a cellphone in the Montana area code is the constant Butte dialing.