ma2 in idea barrages

1.) 83% of the names of summer camps in bad comedies are essentially “Camp LazyRacistJoke”.

2.) When people say “oh, people in (oppressed group) just like to pretend they’re offended to get attention” they’re saying “because I’m not offended no one must be, they’re faking it”. For God’s sake, if we could just teach people how to be empathetic instead of how to “win”.

3.) “Slipped in Dog Piss at 3AM” would’ve been the fitting epitaph for my life lately but luckily, I caught myself against the walls because I have Tall Person Arms and merely turned my ankles. Gonna have to come up with something even MORE humiliating, God!

4.) I definitely do not know enough about GAME OF THRONES to write a parody of “Age of Aquarius” about Daenerys, hell, I don’t even know if it’s pronounced the right way for that to work, I’ve only seen it written.

5.) Here’s the thing, people. kanye west isn’t crazy, it’s worse. He’s an amoral businessperson trying to crack an untapped market. The MAGA zombies will waste their money on anything to prove allegiance to their monster, West smells cash and doesn’t care who he sells out for it.

6.) Name your warlock/bard multi-class “Milton Bardley” and give him a demon patron that likes to play board games with him.

7.) The dog likes to crap where one place ends and another begins, at the edge of the property, by fences, where the mountain begins at all the liminal places where false binaries are demarcated. Clearly, the dog is post-modernist in his philosophy.

8.) If we really need another cooking competition show, at least have the guts to call it REMEMBER THE ALA MODE.

9.) So after years of adults pretending to be sexually attracted to MY LITTLE PONY to mess with the news media, they’ve moved on to pretending to be sexually attracted to the robot from the mediocre LOST IN SPACE reboot? That is some… esoteric trolling, guys.

10.) The only thing worse than no hope is false hope. At least with no hope, you triage, you move on to what you can save, what you can fix, what you still can do. False hope sets you up to waste time on dead-ends or worse, the con-games of those who’d exploit the falsely hopeful.

11.) here we are at the fall of Rome
the gate-barbarians strictly our own
privileged classes swelling with hate
tearing us down with demands for more
fences and an end to all gates