apr capstone in idea barrages

1.) Elton John’s seafood restaurant should be called THE BISQUE IS BACK.

2.) You CAN explore other cultures as an influence in your own art but it takes a light touch. It’s called “cultural appropriation” for a reason, are you just appropriating the cool or the other-ness of that culture for the purpose of commerce? If so, please stand down.

3.) Always pretend to confuse those Rollie cookers that make egg tubes with Fleshlights.

4.) Is there anything that draws more blood with a shallower cut than nicking your thumb with a pet food can? Your hand goes all Carrie’s Prom for about five minutes then it’s just a little hairline of red after that.

5.) I can’t tell how much of Infinity War was that it was moving and how much of it was that the themes it was exploring hit me in the feels of my current life. Hard to say.

6.) The Marvel flicks have started a weird new ritual at theatres, the rush after the movie ends to get out to the bathroom and back before the end of the credits. It’s… A Thing, now.

7.) We’re all stumbling around, looking for access to other peoples’ fake success instead of doing anything real ourselves. Political journalists, twitter retweeters, North Hollywood fame-seekers, all of us. Myself too, though I’m trying to learn to better. Be a sun, not a moon.

8.) You simply couldn’t risk letting someone like this into power, even to prove some weird “point” cuz look at how the vast majority of people just fall in line for whatever the suit up front is. The press who should know better, do but they’re too craven to do anything about it.