apr11 in idea barrages

1.) Cut out the middle man, call your band The Indie Darlings.

2.) Is getting paid to snowblow a form of frostitution?

3.) Interestingly, the yearly competition for remembering fictional species slurs in the Star Trek universe is also called a Cardi Bee.

4.) A version of THEY LIVE where instead of sinister messages, when Piper puts on the glasses, he sees the MARS ATTACKS aliens and read only the words “Ack, Ack, Ack Ack Ack”.

5.) A sci-fi universal translator where the twist is it translates what you mean not what you’re saying so, yes, it translates universally but no one can lie through it. You can only lie in your own language to your own people. So, like the internet has become.

6.) A troll version of Billy Joel’s “Movin’ Out” where “Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac” fades into a thirty minute loop of the aliens from MARS ATTACKS would not only be hilarious, it would actually be more pleasant to listen to than the original song.

7.) “I Love You Fatbutt” is the exact kind of thing that is wonderful to say to your dog and is a terrible thing to say to your lover.

8.) A Venn Diagram of people who remember the “Dude, You’re Getting A Dell” and people who know who Adele is, that tiny sliver in the middle would really appreciate a joke involving fighting over radio stations that ends with the line “Dude, You’re Getting Adele”.