apr6 in idea barrages

1.) Before enlightenment, you must go to the well every morning for water. After enlightenment, you must go to the well every morning for water. Before grief, you must go to the well every morning for water. After grief, you must go to the well every morning for water.

2.) Are Superman’s internal muscles as strong as his external ones? If he ate a coal salad, would he poop diamonds in the roughage?

3.) “Staying out of politics” is an inherently political act. In feigning neutrality, you are adding to whatever the current momentum is. When someone claims apoloticiality, they are either very stupid or much more likely lying their ass off.

4.) With Killmonger and Captain America both being portrayed by former Human Torches, the Avengers movies owe some kind of small role to whoever played The Human Torch in Roger Corman’s Fantastic Four. You know this in your heart.

5.) Your musical about an antique store where the junk rises up to challenge the human race will be called LITTLE SHOP OF HOARDERS. It will be… terrible.

6.) If Hemingway had to write a heart breaking story in just a few words now, it would be even easier now. “We’re Pivoting To Video”.

7.) Concocting a flimsy reason to put troops on the streets of your own land, so that you can pre-mobilize for The Next Phase, is the first step of every fascist takeover.

8.) If you can’t handle me at my Daniel Day-Lewis, you don’t deserve me at my Daniel Night-Lewis.