mar28 in idea barrages

1.) The Little Dutch Boy really thought he could stop the flood, the dam fool.

2.) A version of the Fantastic Four where instead its The Velvet Underground that gets the powers instead, just for a bunch of weird Lou Reed Richards gags.

3.) The kind of day where you’re looking to count your blessings and you’re at “well, at least no one’s making me watch something with Larry The Cable Guy in it”.

4.) Dress up as faerie characters, play classic rock and call yourself Tink Floyd.

5.) How disappointing is it when “Easy” comes on the radio and it’s not the Faith No More cover?

6.) On Kennedy’s birthday, sing “White Christmas” because that’s the opposite of a grassy noel.

7.) I wonder how many of these people who complain that “these immigrants don’t assimilate, look at them with all their weird stores just for them, look at them still wave their old countries’ flags!” got sloshed in fake-Irish pubs a couple weeks back without blinking.

8.) If I had a sugar farm in Florida, I would make all my employees memorize “MacArthur Park” during training so that they would laugh at my near-constant “someone left a rake out in the cane!” jokes.