mar19 in idea barrages

1.) It’s no coincidence the fake president rose to fame buying casinos with his inheritance & hosting sham gameshows. People like Trump or Putin or Hitler, they only win because they cheat, because The House Fix was in from the start. Unify against them & they’re nothing.

2.) I don’t know the whole story of The Construction Worker And The Princess but I’m sure the tale is riveting.

3.) I’ve never been sure if in “Man on the Moon” the line is “ghost for the offering” or “goat for the offering”. I guess it kinda works either way. Is that the point?

4.) He accepted the task of getting the jester hat dry-cleaned, little knowing the Ren Faire had sent him off on a fool’s errand.

5.) Kitsch me, ironic.

6.) It’s a sign that you’re completely out of touch with current popular music when you’re mashing up Velvet Underground’s “Pale Blue Eyes” and Bowie’s “Buddha of Suburbia” but I choose to believe it’s a GOOD sign.

7.) Hockey reporters live off their checking accounts.

8.) Really, there are four sides to every story: yours, theirs, the truth and what’s most humane. The truth is a pretty good way to go but if it conflicts with that last one, instead just be kind.