mar10 in idea barrages

1.) I mean, sure, if I knew how to hack and mod video games, I would definitely make THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE MACARENA OF TIME but you can’t build up this much pun acuity while also learning how to do anything useful with your life.

2.) An elegant painting of one of those little flowers you get from a bodega in a suspiciously-shaped glass tube with the caption “ceci n’est pas une crack pipe”.

3.) If you don’t take your time traveling seriously enough, you could well end up in a casuality loop.

4.) The Trojan war as arduous as it was punishing, they went to Helen back.

5.) Elliott Ness battles vampire mafiosi in FANGBUSTERS.

6.) Always figured if I ever got married, I would’a had my pop officiate. Religion doesn’t mean much to me, the divine has never shown itself to me if it somehow exists, what matters to me is the people I love and trying to do good then hoping for the best, just like my pop did.

7.) When you refuse to vote for someone unless they’re totally flawless, you’re not cancelling out someone else’s vote for a total monster. Democracy is a process & a long game but it only works if you have the perspective to beat back the monsters, lest the monsters just take over.

8.) Alfred E. Cash, The Man In Blech.