mar9 in idea barrages

1.) Maybe the reason we haven’t met any aliens yet is that there’s a mass extinction at the point in every civilization once anti-vax psychotics start popping up en masse and we just haven’t tipped over that threshold ourselves yet.

2.) A gif of the baby from DINOSAURS repeatedly smashing Trump in the face with a frying pan yelling “NOT OBAMA! NOT OBAMA! NOT OBAMA!”

3.) Your super hero that is a caveman with steel for skin will be called The Chrome-Magnon Man.

4.) I like to think that all the websites like Tumblr dropping the last “e” in their names is to make up for early internet when they put e in front of everything, like e-commerce and e-paper and whatnot. Conversation of letter “e”s.

5.) Your Beatles parody about the old Hanna-Barrera cartoon character “Blue Falcon” will of course be called “Loosely In Disguise With Dyno-Mutt”.

6.) The worst name for a porno parody of a Tarantino film would definitely be “In Gloria’s Backdoor”.

7.) All I’m saying is that when they finally release Trump’s Russian call-girl piss tape, please let the headline be “PUBLIC ENEMY; NUMBER ONE”.

8.) The child of a human and a lovato is a demi-lovato, having many of the powers of a normal lovato but a human’s mortal lifespan.