fe24 in idea barrages

1.) Your sitcom about people trying to be Portland/Austin/Williamsburg/Echo Park-style hipsters in a city too small to sustain a full scene will be called NOISY, IDAHO.

2.) What’s that flower that smells like urine and corpses? We should rename it the “Trump Pissanthimum”.

3.) I’m not much for drinking
I’m not saying it’s wrong
but you can keep the wine
I’ll go with the women and song

4.) In DC/Marvel’s Amalgam crossover, they should’ve mashed up Captain America and Batman so we could’ve mashed up Falcon and Alfred into THE BUTLERFLY. You know this to be true.

5.) Your cover band that only plays B-sides from Metallica singles will be called Apocrypha.

6.) If they have South of The Border at the North Carolina/South Carolina border, at the Russia/Finland border, they should have The Finnish Line.

7.) Dear Weather Channel, it is not a headline that a winter storm has been named Polly because winter storms do not have goddamned names, you just name them as a marketing tool to scare people into watching you more and goddamned well stop it. Jesusing Christ. JESUSING CHRIST!

8.) A device built to determine how many phalluses are hidden in a piece of sci-fi/fantasy art called a Giger Counter.