fe23 in idea barrages

1.) Claudia Tenney is an almost impossibly horrible human being and if you’re planning to waste your vote on a third party candidate instead of voting for the Democratic candidate because you require total ideological purity, you’re part of the problem in this country. It’s obvious, now, that Tenney sees the writing on the wall, her Trump worshipping madness will not get her re-elected in a purple district like this. She’s started just spewing Hateful Gibberish in hopes a Fox News job is her golden parachute. What a monster.

2.) Once you’re 100% scars, you’re 0% scars again.

3.) Expertise won’t save us, logic won’t save us, reasoning won’t save us, negotiating won’t save us. Love might save us. Even love’s efforts aren’t a guarantee but love is the only thing that even has a goddamned chance at all.

4.) I used to be annoyed when people spoke in the 3rd person but now that I’ve seen people unironically refer to themselves as “influencers” on Twitter, Mike realizes that there are things more annoying to Mike than even that.

5.) Longinus spearing Jesus accidentally, instead of on purpose, is a major plot point in PULP CRUCIFIXION.

6.) If you are worried about the “economic impact” of controlling weapons of war so that madmen and children can’t kill dozens in a moment with them, your priorities are so out of wack I don’t even know what to say to you.

7.) Reagan was telling us all what his legacy of weapons, racism, deregulation, union-smashing, safety-net-dismantling, infrastructure-ignoring and hate would leave, we just misheard the words. “It’s Mourning In America”, the bastard admitted, right from the start.

8.) A dessert with a filling of melted Swedish Fish called a “Swedie Pie”. Get on it, America.

9.) All I know is that when recreational marijuana is legalized in New York, at my store Utica Greens, the little “buy ten, get one” free card will be called Frequent Buyer Miles.