fe10 in idea barrages

1.) Not enough people would get my joke about a vast government conspiracy of over-priced make-up stores called “MK-Ulta”.

2.) If you have to defend yourself from the Gestapo that ICE has become with a sword, the proper quip is “it’s a good thing I have… duel citizenship.”

3.) A parody of Blur’s “Beetlebum” about the Beagle Boys from DUCKTALES would be the most 90s thing ever.

4.) In England, do people playing RPG video games call their health bar their “haitch-pee” or do they adopt the English/Japanese pronunciation?

5.) Happily, a dear friend who works part-time as a housecleaner came by yesterday and spruced up the kitchen, bathroom and dining room so that it looked less like I was a fading rock star holed up in a hotel room for a week and a half. My job now is to undisaster my own bedroom before my brother and mom come home…

6.) The weirdest minor thing to mention about dealing with grief: when I was in Cali over the holidays, I grew out my fingernails for the first time in my adult life, they look like… normal non-OCD human finger nails. But now, in my tattered sleep, I wake up having made fists of sadness or rage in my nightmares and my new nails have put little half-moon cuts into my fingers and palms. It’s so weird.

7.) A movie about a producer embezzling money off a failing art-house picture called CANNES ARTIST.

8.) Kool-Aid Flavours That Would Be Great Names For Sex Toys: The Great Blue-Dini, Purplesaurus Rex, Slammin’ Strawberry, Oh-Yeah Orange Pineapple, Shaking Starfruit, Man-o-Mangoberry, Cherry Cracker, Grape Tang.

9.) LESS SOCIAL INFLUENCERS, MORE SOCIAL FLUENCY!