ja30 in idea barrages

1.) So there’s this document going around, proof that there are long-established forces opposed to the way the Trump junta “governs”. It’s called The Constitution. I’m sure they’ll say John Hancock was just a “goddamn snowflake” too.

2.) There must be a suburban white middle-class rap group called RUN BNB somewhere.

3.) BANQUO’S HANDS

it took living on two coasts and a decade’s time
to understand that one pretty palm reader’s words
in the wood where the sycamores will no longer grow

you’ll be famous but not for a long time, she said
when you’re young you get to either be well known
or do things well, not both at once or you’ll end up dead
and maybe also the same case if you get to live to be old

4.) Propaganda’s primary goal is not to convince people of the propaganda’s message, though it works on the least-self-reflective among us. It’s about sewing enough doubt in good people to make them act slowly and to make the radicals of the opposing side self-destruct. It worked.

5.) A day of reasonably but not exceedingly good news: at the doctor’s, I am cleared to not have to go on insulin needles, though I will have to stay on daily pills for my blood sugar! Similarly, my poor laptop is, yes, dead but the repair shop in East Herkimer WAS able to save all my files to a disk for a relatively reasonable fee!

6.) I don’t know if I’m calling the Super Bowl “National Head Trauma Awareness Day” to be a killjoy or because I think I’m clever or for Actual Reasons but… why not all three!

7.) It is my deepest hope that The Inheritance Dullard misunderstands the “State of The Uniom” address’ subject matter and just goes on an unhinged rant about how he thinks businesses that don’t allow employee unions make “great profits, the best profits!”

8.) A tournament of the worst basketball players on Earth called “March Sadness”. I mean, I’d be in there. Sure, I’m 6‘6 but all my height is in my torso, I’m built like a sasquatch, your gramma’s got better hops than me.

9.) There are worse names for your metal band than “Titrantula”.