ja23 in idea barrages

  • Jan. 23, 2018, 9:29 a.m.
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1.) Branding their Halloween baked good “Boo Cakies” may not have been the best idea.

2.) You gotta take weight loss the same way Genghis Khan took Asia, steppe by steppe.

3.) Remember: serfdom rose in Europe only after the collapse of the Roman empire and the death of the idea of a free underclass that came with it. Time is not an arrow pointing forward, rather a pinball in a vast confounding machine. It can happen here.

4.) He didn’t like to say he “had an erection” he preferred to say he had a “member in full standing”.

5.) When you laugh at Trump, he laughs twice as hard back at you. It’s a tactic he uses to get away with his true bastardly horror, all the way back to his rapist and slumlord roots. Hate the monster, rage at him but when you laugh at the fake president, he wins.

6.) In this dream, Dan & I found the world’s greatest thrift store in a building that does not exist on the north side of Little Falls. It included a full body suit of the chicken character in Chuck E Cheese for six bucks. I don’t think there was ever a walk-around of that character.

7.) “Philadelphia didn’t throw batteries at Santa Claus, they threw snowballs at Santa and throw batteries at opposing players, the two things were conflated,” the Eagles booster fansplained.

8.) If you find people berating you to be a decent human being to others, that’s not “political correctness gone wild”, that’s “you’re being an asshole and you think that’s okay because you’re an asshole permanently”.


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