ja18 in idea barrages

1.) Now that Tram 10 is in the books, now I gotta get some new material rolling for Flash Fiction Wednesday and Utica Poets Thursday. Hey, at least now only my legs hurt and not my back AND my legs!

2.) If only Scientology had any kind of a sense of humour about itself, there would be a documentary about the abysmal failure of BATTLEFIELD EARTH called TERL, INTERRUPTED.

3.) “Oh yeah, I’m throwing up,” he admitted, “but at least it’s a DRY heave.”

4.) Oh, it’s not really a full-on guest house, it’s more of a… welcome back cottage.

5.) Have I written a parody of “Ghost Riders In The Sky” about one of the Ghost Rider’s human forms “Ghost Rider’s In Disguise” yet? I don’t even know. It has been a fulfilling but exhausting week!

6.) “Why’s Thor tapping his hammer rhythmically like that?” “Norse code.”

7.) She didn’t care for the new Star Wars films but she still went to see them, Force of habit.

8.) Your Western Mohawk Valley Nirvana cover band will be called “In Uti-Ro”.