ja14 in idea barrages

1.) I agree that anything worth doing is worth doing well, I will merely add that… upon consideration, there are relatively few things in this life actually worth doing. When something matters, I try to work my ass off. When it doesn’t, brother, I am off watching bad movies.

2.) If we survive Trump and Putin’s reign of terror, somehow, the book I’m writing about it is called “Collusion Course”. Just sayin’.

3.) How is Christmas like judging a fishing competition? They both involve a lot of Rankin Bass.

4.) If you make a CGI cartoon of someone cooking bacon, at some point are you rendering rendering?

5.) I want to make a WAR GAMES joke about the Hawaiian missile alert but I fear only The Olds like me will get it.

6.) The Bills were nice enough to lose so as not to drown out the Tramiversary tomorrow and I thank them for that.

7.) My crypto-currency will be called Tulipcoin. On the observe, a Beanie Baby, on the reverse, a comic book from the 1990s with a holo-foil cover.

8.) Or maybe it’s not that I don’t get stage fright, maybe it’s just that I’m goddamned nervous most of my waking life and, on stage, the extra fright makes no appreciable difference. It’s possible.