ja4 in idea barrages

1.) At least, the rise of the debit card is slowly killing the lame jokes about dating your checks wrong in January. We have that.

2.) Student loans officially delayed for another year. Betting on our society remaining solvent for the next year is a gamble, Navient, but I respect people like you.

3.) Providing a sex act in exchange for an attempt at religious recruitment is called a “preach around”.

4.) The real reason Garfield hates Mondays is he witnessed Jon’s grizzly murder of his roommate Lyman on a Monday. Where do you think underpaid newspaper cartoonist Jon Arbuckle gets the meat for all that lasagna? Why do you think he lets the cat eat it?

5.) Peak Trump Disaster would be KFC paying Will Smith to do a “Gettin’ Jiggy With It” parody about “Gettin’ Chicken With it”. Just so y’know.

6.) Do you ever wonder how much your beard weighs? I don’t know why but this is driving me mad. As usual when I visit my brother, I don’t shave so… I wonder.

7.) She only eats science-fiction magazines, she’s an Omnivore.

8.) I was recently reminded that Hogan’s Heroes didn’t have a final episode, as sitcoms were largely not serialized back then. I feel like if America had gotten to see the Nazis lose there then, we wouldn’t have Trump today.