ja2 in idea barrages

1.) Your doom metal band will be called BENJAMIN TANKLIN at first until the bassist’s girlfriend Cindy suggested TANKENSTEIN and you reluctantly agree that it’s a lot better and change your band’s Twitter name.

2.) When your lovers are of all genders but also all have goat legs, you’re pan-sexual.

3.) The dating site for polenta enthusiasts ix e-Hominy dot com.

4.) Happy New Year. We got a lot of work to do.

5.) The interesting wrinkle of a low-carb diet is that there’s so few snack foods in our culture that AREN’T high in carbs that you’re accidentally calorie-restricting yourself indirectly, weirdly leading to less binge impulses.

6.) When played by a marching band, “Firework” and “Ray of Light” are indistinguishable. Thanks for that music fact, Rose Parade.

7.) Oh, hey, my brother’s scale says 299.6 lbs for me now. That’s neat. I have so much work left to do, though.

8.) You aren’t balding. Your head hair is merely migrating to my ears.