dxxvii in idea barrages

1.) Having social media means occasionally seeing someone you sort of know have a nervous breakdown in real time. social media is the weirdest thing we’ve ever come up with. our ape minds might not be able to handle this one.

2.) Die Hard 2 is the best Boxing Day movie ever.

3.) If the event that superpowered all the superheroes in your universe was that they were all listening to the same mysterious shortwave pirate radio station, you’re only gonna only get a few and they’re all gonna be reeeeeeeeeaaal nerdy.

4.) Scanning the Los Angeles radio AM dial, it is interesting how indistinguishable the mainstream country music is from the Radio Disney station’s stuff.

5.) Sometimes I like to pretend that there were Renaissance artists named Rocksteady, Krang and The Shredder. The Shredder probably did a lot of mixed-media work, a lot of slice-and-dice deconstruction work.

6.) How much would the world have to deteriorate but still hang onto the basics for some future to discover evidence of our December holidays but due to incomplete records, they think they’re called The Honda Days or The Happy Honda Days?

7.) The worst thing about the Holidays is realizing that we’re going to have to live through April Fools Day again soon and all the world’s least funny people will think its their one day to be funny and oh man, no, not another bunch of dump April Fools! article hoaxes. Oh God.

8.) Always answer the phone on the fifth ring with “I am just as naked as the day I was born, you caught me in the middle of a thorough bath, I apologize for taking so long to answer and for being dripping naked”. See how the rest of the call plays out.