dxix in idea barrages

1.) In my headcanon, Shaggy’s father is named Samuel so that the paranoid fringe figure who thinks his dog can talk will literally be Son of Sam.

2.) If they can manage to get Trump behind bars for his crimes, I want to hire the original muppeteer from DINOSAURS to hold the Baby puppet outside Trump’s cell window and go “NOT OBAMA! NOT OBAMA!” while attacking him with a kitchen pot. Eight hours a day, 365 a year.

3.) Was the Greatest Hits album of Depeche Mode called “Depeche Mode: Debeste Mode.”

4.) The coloring book and crayons I brought to church when I was a kid to kill the boredom, that was the first mass spectrometer.

5.) I accidentally forgot all the tweets I had ideas for while thrifting around the Valley with my brother. You’re welcome.

6.) I haven’t seen the Christmas/Star Wars song “Let It Snoke, Let It Snoke, Let It Snoke” yet but I’m sure we’ll get there.

7.) They came SO CLOSE to getting it right with “triceratops” but later research has proven that the actual coolest name would have seen “TRINOSAUR”.

8.) Your children’s book about the value of sound cyber-security will be called NORTON DETECTS A WHO.

9.) Some day, I will see graffiti for the Dave Matthews Band, calling it “DMB” and on that day, may I have a can of spraypaint to add a “U” to that word and make my life’s mission complete.