dxii in idea barrages

1.) If Frankenstein were a professional wrestler, I’d hope they’d announce him as being from Parts Unknown.

2.) The less said about The Loin Ranger the better.

3.) When Luke went to an old hermit’s house and the hermit pulled a long metal tube out of a drawer, that was the first time in history that the long metal tube the old man pulled out was not something… unsettling.

4.) Yet again, the nightmare where I have to go back to high school in my thirties because there was a class I always forgot to show up for. I think it was a math this time.

5.) Doctor Who went back in time and taught a bunch of dwarves about Christmas while also impregnating many of their women, The Master taught the sasquatch at the edge of town to hate Christmas and also knocked her up and that’s how The Grinch and Whoville came to be.

6.) The thing about low-carb fake spaghetti is having really good sauce and a lot of cheese to help you pretend.

7.) Spoiler alert: your refrigerator stopped working.

8.) If Ask had ruled the internet search game instead of Google, instead of “google it!” we could’ve had “just put it in the Ask hole!”