n27 in idea barrages

1.) If the only reason you appreciate something is nostalgia, you have no reason to appreciate it. It is probably actually bad. Move forward.

2.) One’s a cop who wears a turban. One’s a cop who can shoot lasers out of his eyes. Together they are SIKH AND DESTROY.

3.) It is fashionable to pretend that America has recently gotten stupider when, really, it is just that the manifestations of our stupidity have become more dangerous. WHO’S THE BOSS was a hit for years which is just as stupid as anything ever, merely less harmfully so.

4.) The day after the day reincarnation was proven true would be the day the lawsuits for things you did in your past lives would start. And, I mean, that’s no more ridiculous than what’s going on now so I’m for it.

5.) Tim Curry is the guarantee that your film will either be very good or very bad. There is not a whole lotta “meh” in Tim’s filmography.

6.) Each day there isn’t a new episode of GLEE is a tiny miracle to be cherished.

7.) Am I the only one weirded out when Sesame Street parodies things that pre-school kids shouldn’t know about, just to suck up to the parents? When they’re doing a Stranger Things or Orange Is The New Black riff, your three-year-old has to just be completely confused.

8.) Chihuahuas aren’t dogs, they’re squirrels with a meth problem.

9.) They didn’t hide an audio monitoring device in your house. You bought it for hundreds of dollars so you could order it to play you Taylor Swift songs and order you bulk Twizzlers on Amazon.