n21 in idea barrages

1.) The measure of the good you do is not what philosophy or motivation stands behind your action but rather simply that you did it.

2.) It becomes clearer that McDonalds’ slogan “Food Folks And Fun” is a Satanic wink when you remember that the sixth letter of the alphabet is F.

3.) When will the GOP be honest and make their slogan “Eat The Poor”?

4.) You could do worse for a mash-up than Tool SOBER and Zepplin KASHMIR.

5.) Amazing the way a wind-blown dusting can make people who’ve driven in the snow belt their whole lives forget how to drive. Flakes in the air is no reason to clog the damn Thruway with people going 35 in a 65 with their damn hazards on, c’mon.

6.) The Viagra Cinematic Universe is undergoing a soft reboot.

7.) I kind of want to dress up as Frankenstein and hassle people waiting in Black Friday doorbuster lines like consumer drones and call it Franksgiving.

8.) On a certain frame of time, aren’t all tattoos temporary?

9.) Your Shakespeare-inspired D&D campaign will be called “A Mid Summoner Night’s Dream”.

10.) Charles Manson both made more sense than Trump and was less obviously a Nazi than Trump though, really, Trump has gotten so many more people killed than Manson ever could have dreamed of.

11.) Insolent until proven guilty.

12.) If Belle and Sebastian played the Williamsburg Music Hall, would that be called A Twee Grows In Brooklyn?

13.) The Like But Not Like-Like Boat.

14.) I have a mental block where Barry Manilow and Rod Stewart occupy the exact same spot in my mind and I cannot distinguish them.

15.) It was so sad when someone informed Bill Pullman that Bill Paxton passed away. All he could do was ask “I did?”

16.) Pause the DVD for Armeggedon. When someone asks you why, yell BECAUSE I DON’T WANNA MISS A THING.

17.) If someone wants sexy times, THEY WILL ASK YOU. If you think everyone will automatically want your sexy times because you have wealth, power or fame, by all means, please jump off a bridge and make it easier for the rest of us. This isn’t difficult.

18.) I demand a Rick and Morty slasher parody episode called “Summer, I Know What You Did Last”.

19.) A backlash of women speaking up for themselves against power after a woman was illegally denied the highest office in the land, it’s like poetry, it rhymes.

20.) I just put what can only be called an obscene about of capsicum based muscle rub on my lower back in the hopes of being able to do anything other than crawl tonight.