n18 in idea barrages

1.) Your pop-punk band that only writes songs about Star Wars will be called “Binks-182”.

2.) Your fan-fiction where instead of Locutus, the Borg turn Picard into their Borg Queen will be called THE BREAST OF BOTH WORLDS.

3.) If I were working a swing shift and married to a cage dancer, I would never not make the “wake me up before you go-go” joke.

4.) Gordon Lightfoot would be a great name for a minor Jedi.

5.) A less mentioned component of the blend in Gandalf’s pipe-weed is elvish parsley.

6.) Whenever I hear the term “bake-off” it sounds like a mild curse like “oh, go BAKE OFF!”

7.) Send people the present of rich eggy bread and call it a challahgram.

8.) There is no problem with admitting you’re tired. The only problem is stopping. If you gotta bitch and moan to keep doing the good work, bitch and moan by all means. We are none of us perfect, we are all of us weak, we are all in this together.